Timeless (11-17-2017)

It turns out that every conspiracy theorist is right, each conspiracy theory is true but they all come from a different timeline. [Link to post.] “The boss wants to see you,” the secretary, said through the intercom. The gentleman in the office pressed the red button to reply. “On my way,” he said. The clean…

Not Funny (11-16-17)

In a world where jokes can cast spells, you’re the most powerful wizard by only using puns. [Link to post.] “This guy *says* his magic is powerful. Have any of us ever *heard* it in action?”  Vollo asked the Comedy Council. He petitioned to get my jokebook taken away, and here he was presenting his…

Devilish Birthday (11-15-17)

“Come on, dude! I don’t believe you.” “I’m telling you, I’m half demon.” “Oh yeah, next you’ll be telling me Satan was your dad.” “Actually…” [Link to post.] “Actually… no. It’s not like he’s the only demon ever. Hell’s a big place. If Satan were my dad, I’d like to think i’d be a bit…

Good Guy Dragon (11-14-17)

After rescuing the princess from the dragon, the king angrily tells you, “No, you idiot! I wanted you to rescue the DRAGON!” [Link to post.] “Arguably I did. You have met the Princess, correct your Highness?” I bowed low. My status as the King’s champion allowed my manners some wiggle room. Anyone else saying that…

Up All Night (11-13-17)

The last sentence must be “Mom drinks more coffee.” [Link to post.] “NO.” My mother said loudly, then caught herself. A red ghost touched her porcelain cheeks. “No, thank you. I don’t like bitter, and the caffeine doesn’t agree with me.” I brought coffee to our Sunday brunch instead of the usual sangria. I thought…

Zero Hero (11-13-17)

You’re a normal villager in a fantasy town and the main hero has just moved in next door after completing his quest. [Link to post.] “We’re going to take him this tray of pastries, welcome him to the town, and thank him for saving the world. We’re going to be *neighborly*.” My wife’s tone cautioned…

D.M. – Demonic Master (11-10-2017)

A group of people summon a demon, but not to sell their souls for immortality or anything, they want him to DM for their game of dungeons and dragons. [Link to post.] After the demon’s haunting, wailing laughter, he just shook his head and a puff of smoke filled the room. He tried to leave. It…

Alien Ass (11-9-17)

Write a story that involves a donkey, lime juice and aliens. [Link to post.] “This is the stupidest idea you’ve ever had, and you’ve had a lot!” I complained loudly after the donkey’s waste plopped out of it and almost onto my shoe. I was following the donkey and its rider, my commander, across the…

Squatty Psyche (11-08-2017)

“I wish I had the power of reading people’s minds.” “No, no you really don’t.” [Link to post.] “Yeah, I do. You don’t know me.” I furrowed my brow and thought up a mental image of myself looking annoyed. I wanted the psychic intruder to know I was not amused. I was laying in my…

Swingin’ Mind (11-7-2017)

You have telekinesis. You’re not a hero, and so you live a normal mundane life, with telekinesis. [Link to post.] I sighed and shut off the alarm buzzing from my phone. It was Tuesday, but that didn’t matter. All the days blurred together into one giant, boring, nothing of a life. I picked myself up…