Lich in Love

“So, you gave me your soul?” She asked.

“That’s so sweet!” she pecked his cheek.

“That’s it? That’s all?” he asked.

“No scream? Not even a shriek?”

“No, but I have a confession too.” She shrugged.


“Since you shared a secret, I will too.

I’m from an alternate universe.”

“What? No way, that’s not true.”

“Pffft, says that Lich that drives a hearse.”

“Why wouldn’t I be a mortician?” he shrugged.


“Why can Lichs be real, but other universes can’t?”

She crossed her arms to ask the question.

“I didn’t say that. That’s not what I meant.”

“Do you have any proof of the universe in question?”

She rolled her eyes, stood, and left the room.
She returned after a few moments.

“Of course I do. Or do you really think I’d lie

the night before our deepest commitment?

“He shook his head. “Sorry,” he sighed.

“No matter where you’re from,

I’m happy to be your groom.”

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