John D’oh

John woke feeling empty.
The room was bright, his mind fuzzy.
He heard a noise and turned
He wasn’t alone; he learned.
“Where am I?” John asked.

“AAAAAH!” the man gasped.
He whirled around; his eyes went wide.
He shouted. “I THOUGHT YOU DIED!”
“Me too,” John said.

“I guess I’m back.”
“Impossible! You’re dead!”
“I pulled out your organs!”

John looked down at his open chest.
He sighed, feeling stressed.

“Well put ’em back.”

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