Apocalyptic Misunderstanding

“I couldn’t have known,” he said.

“She seemed so nice and warm.

Who could’ve guessed she’d

be an apocalypse in human form?”

The future stranger grumbled with a sneer.

“I warned you! I left a note!”

“‘DO NOT GO ON THE DATE!’ It was clear!

“You say that, but you could have done better.

Why include a date if that’s not the one to ignore?”

“2025 is years away and July a little bit more.”

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