“Boo!” is boring.
Floating sheets are passe`.
While the family is snoring
I’ll haunt them in a new way!
I’ll give helpfulness a whirl.
Kimmy wants a dolly
Timmy needs a friend.
Dad’s not very jolly.
Mom has a new friend.
I’ll make the doll dance and twirl.
I’ll keep the kids entertained.
Maybe I can keep them out of trouble.
I can give them a childhood with joy ingrained,
their parents can’t and won’t give them what I can.
From now on they belong to me; their Ghost-Nan.