[WP] God, Satan and a Human walk into a bar. "Hmm… So who gets me after my death?" Says the human. God and Satan simultaneously blurted out "Not me!". from WritingPrompts

“Not me,” the towering demon grumbled

“Me neither,” the well-dressed man mumbled.

“What?” Bob asked with wide eyes.

“Then what happens? Where do I go, guys?”

They both shook their heads.

Satan spoke; his annoyance evident. 

“You already chose your soul’s road.”

Satan nodded at Bob’s clear node.

“That node cost your soul,” Satan said.

“You belong to Sharp Development.”