“It’s worthless, useless, and kinda gross,”
The stranger turned up his nose.
“Don’t you have a different offer?
Something that’s not such a bother?”
Craig puzzled and tilted his head.
“Something else? You mean instead?
Just name your price to heal this ailment.”
“Your offer is faulty at its core.
Cash? Money? What do I need it for?
There is no way I can accept that as payment.”